英语短笑话大全20字之内（Title A Collection of Short English Jokes）

最佳答案Title: A Collection of Short English Jokes Embarrassing Moment A man got onto the bus and sat down next to a lady. He smiled at her and she smiled back. He blur...

Title: A Collection of Short English Jokes

Embarrassing Moment

A man got onto the bus and sat down next to a lady. He smiled at her and she smiled back. He blurted out, \"You have really great looking legs!\" The woman blushed and replied, \"Well, thank you, but you should see my sister's!\" The man then responded, \"Well, I don't think that would be a good idea. It might make me feel awkward sitting next to you.\"

The Weather Forecast

A man was watching the weather forecast on TV. The weatherman said, \"There is a 50% chance of rain today.\" So the man decided to take his umbrella just in case. As he walked down the street, he saw his neighbor and told him about the forecast. The neighbor replied, \"Oh, you can't always trust those weather forecasts. You better take two umbrellas, just to be safe.\"

Doctor's Prescription

A man went to his doctor because he had a bad cold. The doctor gave him some pills and said, \"Take one every four hours, but be careful not to exceed four pills in 24 hours.\" The man responded, \"Okay, I understand. So that means I can take six pills every day, right?\" The doctor shook his head and said, \"No, no, no! You can only take four! That's why I said not to exceed four pills in 24 hours!\" The man scratched his head and sighed, \"Oh, I think I understand. That means I can only take one pill every six hours then?\" The doctor facepalmed and said, \"Just take the pills as I prescribed, please.\"